Quite by accident, with my wife as my witness, I pulled a slice of American cheese out of its wrapper tonight – and it’s in the shape of the state of Arkansas!
The bidding will start tonight on eBay at $50,000!
Okay, I lie. I ate it and the rest of the grilled cheese sandwich I was making.
I’m sorry, all I can think of when I see this picture is my horrible disillusionment when I realized American cheese is not actually, you know, cheese. Now it just gives me the heebie-jeebies when I look at it.
You could be on to a new kind of pop art, though. If anyone tried to dismiss it as cheesy, you just say “That’s the point!”
Or it could be a new game – hover your mouse over the image and wait for the ALT text.
Are you sure you just “pulled” this slice out? Those look awfully like bite marks around the edge.
That’s how it tore out of the package.
Which means that there was a partial slice in a vaguely Mississippi/Tennesse shape. Bidding starts tonight at $10,000!
I’ll wait until you show off a New Mexico shape. Wyoming and Colorado should be easy. 😀
I’ll pay double if it’s shaped like Texas! And you put it on some Texas toast!