Wizards & Warriors

Wizards & Warriors

  1. The Unicorn Of Death
  2. The Kidnap
  3. The Rescue
  4. Night Of Terror
  5. Skies Of Death
  6. Caverns Of Chaos
  7. The Dungeon Of Death
  8. Vulkar’s Revenge

The brainchild of veteran writer/producer Don Reo, Wizards & Warriors owes its birth to two primary influences. According to an interview on Wizards & Warriors fansite wizardsandwarriors.org, Reo was inspired by his son’s interest in Dungeons & Dragons, and at the time he was hardly alone; the game had already inspired an overwrought, cautionary movie-of-the-week, Rona Jaffe’s Mazes & Monsters, which warned against the game’s “dangerous” fantasy role-playing, but did at least serve the useful purpose of showing the world that young Bosom Buddies star Tom Hanks could act. Fortunately, Don Reo had something more entertaining in mind, which is where the other influence on his creation comes in.

Inspired by the “traditional fairytale with modern dialogue” twist of William Goldman’s novel “The Princess Bride”, Reo aimed for nothing less than bringing the feel of Goldman’s book to TV (years ahead of Goldman’s own adaptation of his book for the big screen). With costly location shooting and costuming, Wizards & Warriors was never going to be cheap, and it was doubly risky to build the show around a stylistic gag that the American TV audience hadn’t shown a knack for “getting.” Just a year before the show’s launch, the tongue-in-cheek Zucker-Abrams-Zucker series Police Squad had flopped in the ratings when viewers failed to latch onto the same brand of making-it-funny-by-playing-it-with-a-straight-face comedy that had made the same producers’ movie Airplane! a hit. Subtle, elaborately-constructed humor just wasn’t a diet staple of an audience weaned on laugh-track-drenched sitcoms.

Goldman was in on the joke, however – Reo consulted with the “Princess Bride” author on the tone and structure of the book so it could be matched in script form. (Even the “storytelling” framework of “The Princess Bride” is present in the two-part pilot, with the wizard Traquill recounting Prince Greystone’s adventures to a child; this element did not continue into the series proper.) Casting wasn’t a simple matter either; Reo and his casting directors ultimately settled on a proven combination of dramatic and comedic chops, in the form of an actor Wizards & Warriorswho’d had a rocky career. Actor Jeff Conaway had risen to public prominence in both the Broadway and Hollywood incarnations of Grease, and had since moved onto the sitcom Taxi, but during that show’s third season had been fired for a persistent drug abuse problem, an issue the actor had been battling since his teens. After Wizards & Warriors’ short stint, Conaway would work consistently on film and in TV, with his other notable genre credit being a lengthy stay aboard Babylon 5 in the 1990s as security officer Zack Allan. After struggling with drug addiction in the very public venue of the VH1 series Celebrity Rehab for several seasons, Conaway died in 2011.

Playing his faithful but out-of-shape squire was an actor well-acquainted with the comedy sidekick role, Walter Olkewicz. Julia Duffy, who would later gain fame in the ensemble cast of Designing Women, took on the role of the vacuous Princess Ariel. Possibly the most fortuitous casting was on the side of evil, Wizards & Warriorshowever: Wizards & Warriors brought Canadian actor Duncan Regehr into the public eye as the handsome but thoroughly evil Prince Blackpool; Regehr would become a frequent flyer in genre fare, from two iterations of Star Trek (a guest shot on The Next Generation and a recurring role as a Bajoran resistance leader – and Kira’s lover – on Deep Space Nine) to the short-lived original V series. And with mere hours to go before production on the pilot started, Richard Libertini bowed out of the part of Blackpool’s scheming wizard Vector, and the producers gave the role to one of the runners-up, Clive Revill, who had ample experience with the dark side, having played the voice and holographic image of the Emperor in the original 1980 cut of The Empire Strikes Back. (Revill has since been digitally excised from that movie as several successive revisions have replaced him with Ian McDiarmid, who portrayed the Emperor in the rest of the Star Wars movies.)

CBS immediately proved to be far from the show’s best friend. Irregular scheduling meant that the two-part pilot episode – originally written as a single script – aired as the second and third episodes, introducing characters that had already been seen in the first episode aired. Promotional support for the show, which aired as a mid-season replacement, quickly grew sparse as the network demonstrated its inability to get a handle on its new series: was it a comedy? Was it swashbuckling drama? Would anyone “get it”? Genre shows hadn’t fared well in prime time, with the costs involved making them risky propositions with no guarantee of a return on that investment. Warner Bros., producing Wizards & Warriors for CBS, found useful corners to cut – such as the strange but effective practice of editing unused footage from the big-budget Warner film Excalibur into episodes requiring major battle scenes – but the show was still costly to make. And in any case, the prime time schedules of years past were littered with the bones of science fiction and fantasy shows that didn’t last: Battlestar Galactica, Buck Rogers, and others had failed to consistently deliver the massive audiences that tuned in for their spectacularly expensive premieres.

After only eight weeks, Wizards & Warriors was also consigned the genre TV graveyard, a victim of soft support from the network, and possibly guilty of being slightly ahead of its time. (To be fair, the show’s inspiration didn’t set the box office on fire either: a few years later, The Princess Bride landed in theaters with a dull thud, only catching on once the movie was available for repeat viewing at home on videotape – an afterlife that, in the ’80s, most television series simply didn’t get.)

Don Reo would continue plying his trade in Hollywood, creating later hits such as Blossom and My Wife And Kids. With the interest in swords and sorcery waning with the brief, fad-like flaring up of public fascination with Dungeons & Dragons, Wizards was relegated to the status of “cult classic” and had seldom been seen since. Fans continue lobbying for a DVD release, though any such release is likely to be of the burn-on-demand variety, with the Warner Archive Collection service being the most likely source.

Earl Green

The Unicorn Of Death

Wizards & WarriorsThe wizard Vector presents the evil Prince Blackpool with a gift: a sculpture of a unicorn made from a substance that, when activated, will create an explosion large enough to wipe out a country. Blackpool decides to use this terrible weapon to win the affections of Princess Ariel… by holding her father’s kingdom hostage with the threat of fiery destruction. But Ariel is betrothed to Prince Erik Greystone, who is immediately given the task of recovering the key that will deactivate the explosive. With his squire, Marko, Greystone convinces one of Blackpool’s flunkies to talk and makes his way toward Blackpool’s citadel.

It never occurs to him that the key he’s risking life and limb to retrieve might be the wrong one.

written by Bill Richmond
directed by Bill Bixby
music by Lee Holdridge

Cast: Jeff Conaway (Prince Erik Greystone), Walter Olkewicz (Marko), Duncan Regehr (Prince Dirk Blackpool), Julia Duffy Wizards & Warriors(Princess Ariel), Clive Revill (Vector), Ian Wolfe (Wizard Traquill), Randi Brooks (Bethel), Tim Dunigan (Geoffrey Blackpool), Joseph Robert Sicari (Goz Dunder), Thomas Hill (King Baaldorf), Christine de Lisle (Belldonna), Phyllis Katz (Cassandra), Ken Hixon (Ariel’s Suitor), Brent Huff (Man in Bar), Lonnie Wun (Baaldorf’s Subject), Kathleen McIntyre (Lady In Waiting), Mark Douglas Sebastian, Steven Strong (Grox), Nancy Thiesen (Lady In Waiting)

Notes: Director Bill Bixby is the same actor who starred as the alter ego of The Incredible Hulk throughout that series’ run; even before he was Hulking out, Bixby was in demand as a director. He teamed up with Wizards & Warriors creator Don Reo on his later (and arguably more successful) series Blossom, directing 30 episodes (presumably Very Special ones) of that show. Bixby died in 1993 after a lengthy battle with prostate cancer.

LogBook entry by Earl Green

The Kidnap

Wizards & WarriorsWar has broken out between the kingdom of Camarand and Karteia. Prince Erik Greystone and his squire Marko visit King Baaldorf and offers his help in battle; the King sends him to the front lines. Upon hearing that Greystone will be joining the fight, the evil Prince Dirk Blackpool steals a magical monocle from his court wizard, Vector, and holds it hostage. Despite the wizards’ code of honor, which prevents practitioners of magic from killing, Vector is left with no choice but to dispatch a deadly demon at Blackpool’s request. Marko overcomes the demon and bests Blackpool’s younger brother in hand-to-hand combat. But Greystone forgets the cryptic warning given to him by Belldonna, a ghostly image of a beautiful woman that only he can see or hear, and is unable to prevent Blackpool from walking into Castle Baaldorf and kidnapping the Princess Ariel.

written by Don Reo
directed by Richard Colla
music by Lee Holdridge

Wizards & WarriorsCast: Jeff Conaway (Prince Erik Greystone), Walter Olkewicz (Marko), Duncan Regehr (Prince Dirk Blackpool), Julia Duffy (Princess Ariel), Clive Revill (Vector), Ian Wolfe (Wizard Traquill), Julie Payne (Queen Lattinia), Randi Brooks (Bethel), Tim Dunigan (Geoffrey Blackpool), Jay Kerr (Justin Greystone), Thomas Hill (King Baaldorf), Christine de Lisle (Belldonna), George McDaniel (Hook), Robert Alan Browne (General), Phyllis Katz (Cassandra), David Ankrum (Robber), Michael Crabtree (Robber), Elyse Donalson (Woman), M.C. Gainey (Robber), Emerson Hall (Robber), Chuck Hicks, Fred Lerner,
George Marshall Ruge, Steven Strong, Steven Williams

Notes: The Kidnap and The Rescue – originally written as a single script titled The Wizards & WarriorsRescue and then broken up into a two-episode cliffhanger at the request of CBS – were two halves of the pilot episode of Wizards & Warriors, which is the reason for the numerous elements that make little sense when The Unicorn Of Death aired the week before: The Kidnap depicts Prince Erik’s first visit to Castle Baaldorf and his first meeting with Princess Ariel. It also shows Blackpool confiscating Vector’s magical monocle, which he is missing in Unicorn. The Kidnap and The Rescue are also much darker than most of the rest of the series. Battle scenes seen at the beginning of The Kidnap were unused battle footage from the movie Excalibur, which was – handily enough – also produced by Warner Bros. Also be on the lookout for a young M.C. Gainey, who would later play the recurring role of “Mr. Friendly”, one of the Others ruling over the island in Lost.

LogBook entry by Earl Green

The Rescue

Wizards & WarriorsGreystone’s quest to recover the kidnapped Princess Ariel from Dirk Blackpool isn’t going to plan. And that’s assuming that he even has a plan. Worse yet, the increasingly impatient King Baaldorf is becoming as much of a threat to their health as anything Blackpool has up his sleeve. En route to Blackpool’s castle, by way of Marko’s home town, Greystone discovers that the evil wizard Vector has deployed every trick in the book to stop them from rescuing Ariel. But Vector and Blackpool aren’t counting on Greystone’s sheer determination (or Marko’s ability to strangle a slime monster). And Greystone isn’t counting on Ariel’s sheer indifference at being rescued.

written by Don Reo
directed by James Frawley
music by Lee Holdridge

Wizards & WarriorsCast: Jeff Conaway (Prince Erik Greystone), Walter Olkewicz (Marko), Duncan Regehr (Prince Dirk Blackpool), Julia Duffy (Princess Ariel), Clive Revill (Vector), Ian Wolfe (Wizard Traquill), Thomas Hill (King Baaldorf), Art LaFleur (Michael), Piper Perry (Lucille), Tara Perry (Margaret), Bobby Porter (Lendar), Toru Tanaka (Baaldorf’s Aide)

Notes: Ian Wolfe was always seated in his appearances as the wizard Traquill due to health issues at the time of filming. Bobby Porter, who has a long history as a stunt coordinator working on such shows as The A-Team, Tales From The Crypt, the American version of The Office and both TV episodes and movies in the Planet Of The Apes franchise, had a recurring role in the 1991 remake of Land Of The Lost and wore the metal suit of Andy the robot in the ’70s SF spoof Quark. There’s not a man alive who could strangle a slime monster.

LogBook entry by Earl Green

Night Of Terror

Wizards & WarriorsHaving survived life and death battles together, Greystone and Princess Ariel move on to something that the prince finds much more stressful: a simple picnic. Ariel has chosen to set up the picnic on the grounds of a haunted castle, and when her dog runs toward the castle, she and Greystone follow and become trapped inside. Naturally, it’s all a carefully laid trap that Vector has arranged, and the evil wizard is so certain that the happy couple is doomed that he begins bargaining with Prince Blackpool for his magical monocle. But with help on the way from Marko, Greystone isn’t ready to give up just yet.

written by Bill Richmond
directed by Bill Bixby
music by Lee Holdridge and Alf Clausen

Cast: Jeff Conaway (Prince Erik Greystone), Walter Olkewicz (Marko), Duncan Regehr (Prince Dirk Blackpool), Julia Duffy Wizards & Warriors(Princess Ariel), Clive Revill (Vector), Julie Payne (Queen Lattinia), Thomas Hill (King Baaldorf)

Notes: This was the first credited composing assignment for Alf Clausen, who would move on to provide music for such shows as Moonlighting and Alf before becoming the resident composer for The Simpsons, scoring all but a handful of that show’s episodes over its 20+ year run.

LogBook entry by Earl Green

Skies Of Death

Wizards & WarriorsPrince Blackpool’s sneak attacks have given away to something more aggressive: he has declared open war on Castle Baldorf. Greystone and Marko lead the defense from the front line, only to discover that Blackpool has added ballistic weaponry to his arsenal. Airborne explosives land at the feet of King Baldorf’s army, causing devastating damage, while Blackpool’s men don’t even have to advance. Worse yet, Blackpool’s cannon is sitting atop the Cliffs of Death, a climb that has killed many a man in peacetime. Greystone tries to lead a force of Baldorf’s best men to the cliff face, but Blackpool’s cannon fire drives them into retreat. Greystone and Marko set out to do the job themselves, with a little help from Greystone’s brother Justin – though Greystone worries about whether his brother will even show up. Greystone has a plan to make Blackpool’s cannon backfire, not only destroying the cannon but whatever force is amassed on the Cliffs of Death to fire it. Climbing the Cliffs will be a challenge. Getting back down alive will be nothing short of a miracle.

written by Don Reo
directed by Bill Bixby
music by Lee Holdridge and Alf Clausen

Wizards & WarriorsCast: Jeff Conaway (Prince Erik Greystone), Walter Olkewicz (Marko), Duncan Regehr (Prince Dirk Blackpool), Julia Duffy (Princess Ariel), Clive Revill (Vector), Jay Kerr (Justin), Julie Payne (Queen Lattinia), Thomas Hill (King Baaldorf), Robert Gray (Injured Soldier), Robert Carnegie (Guard #4), Chris Hendrie (Guard #3), Warren Munson (Peasant), Alex Daniels (Blackpool’s Soldier), George Marshall Ruge (Blackpool’s Soldier), Lonnie Wun (Blackpool’s Soldier)

LogBook entry by Earl Green

Sub Rosa

Star Trek: The Next GenerationStardate not given: The Enterprise is visiting Caldos, a terraformed Earth colony modeled after 17th century Scotland, so Dr. Crusher may attend the funeral of her grandmother. Also attending the funeral is an unknown man whose appearance mystifies Crusher. While the Enterprise crew gives the colony’s seismic and meteorological control systems a routine check, strange things begin happening. In her grandmother’s journals, Beverly learns that her grandmother, despite being over a century old, had a young lover. When a strange voice appears to her first in dreams and then in waking, Beverly realizes that the mystery man from the funeral – and from her grandmother’s past – has come for her as well.

Order the DVDsteleplay by Brannon Braga
television story by Jeri Taylor
based upon material by Jeanna F. Gallo
directed by Jonathan Frakes
music by Jay Chattaway

Guest Cast: Michael Keenan (Governor Maturin), Shay Duffin (Ned Quint), Duncan Regehr (Ronin), Ellen Albertini Dow (Felisa Howard)

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Shakaar

Star Trek: Deep Space NineStardate not given: Word reaches the station that Bajor’s First Minister has died, and Kai Winn has put herself in a position to take that office in the upcoming election. One of Winn’s first acts as head of the provisional government is to ask Kira to retrieve soil reclamators from the D’Kor province. Kira will have to deal with Shakaar, the former leader of her resistance cell during the occupation, and he is unwilling to surrender the equipment. Winn declares martial law and Shakaar and Kira, along with several others from the D’Kor farming community, become outlaws.

Order the DVDsDownload this episode via Amazonwritten by Gordon Dawson
directed by Jonathan West
music by Paul Baillargeon

Cast: Avery Brooks (Commander Benjamin Sisko), Rene Auberjonois (Odo), Siddig El Fadil (Dr. Julian Bashir), Terry Farrell (Lt. Jadzia Dax), Cirroc Lofton (Jake Sisko), Colm Meaney (Chief O’Brien), Armin Shimerman (Quark), Nana Visitor (Major Kira Nerys), Duncan Regehr (Shakaar), Louise Fletcher (Kai Winn), Diane Salinger (Lupaza), William Lucking (Furel), Sherman Howard (Syvar), John Doman (Lenaris), John Kenton Shull (Security Officer), Harry Hutchinson (Trooper)

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Crossfire

Star Trek: Deep Space NineStardate not given: Bajor’s new First Minister – Shakaar, Kira’s old friend and the head of her former resistance cell – arrives on the station for negotiations with Federation delegates concerning speeding up Bajor’s admission. No sooner is Shakaar aboard than there are threats on his life, and Odo must guard him around the clock, a task made especially difficult when Shakaar and Kira start getting close…very close. Odo, who is himself secretly in love with Kira, is caught up in emotional turmoil that starts to affect his ability to do his job, to the point of endangering Kira’s and Shakaar’s lives.

Order the DVDsDownload this episode via Amazonwritten by Renè Echavarria
directed by Les Landau
music by Dennis McCarthy

Guest Cast: Duncan Regehr (Shakaar), Bruce Wright (Sarish), Charles Tentindo (Jimenez)

LogBook entry by Tracy Hemenover

The Begotten

Star Trek: Deep Space NineStardate not given: When Quark sells him an injured baby Changeling he obtained through a trader, Odo becomes determined to find a way to communicate with it by teaching it to shapeshift. Unwanted help arrives in the form of Dr. Mora, the Bajoran scientist who studied Odo. Mora advocates the electrostatic techniques he used with Odo, while Odo is determined not to subject the Changeling to the pain he went through in his early days; their arguments resurrect the bitterness of their past history. Meanwhile, Kira prepares to give birth to the O’Briens’ baby at last.

Order the DVDsDownload this episode via Amazonwritten by Renè Echavarria
directed by Jesus Salvador Trevino
music by Jay Chattaway

Guest Cast: Rosalind Chao (Keiko), Duncan Regehr (Shakaar), Peggy Roeder (‘Pora), James Sloyan (Dr. Mora Pol)

LogBook entry by Tracy Hemenover