Since we’re getting our first snow since… well… this snow, all Arkansas drivers should read and comply immediately.
You can click on it to enlarge it; read carefully to avoid confusion.
Oklahoma drivers should substitute a random number between 0 and 79 wherever the number “5” appears on the flowchart.… Read more
Attention, all snowflakes and ice occupying any portion of my property:
The current temperature here is well over 50 degrees Fahrenheit, i.e. 20 degrees above the freezing point of water. You are hereby requested and required to vacate the premises immediately. If you wish to stay here in a liquefied state, that will be an acceptable compromise, but I am hereby banning all frozen water from this property immediately.
If you do not vacate the premises immediately as instructed, you are liable to find yourself dyed yellow by the least hygenic means available to me and my dog.
That is all.
Love,
The Management… Read more
You may have heard about the historic snowstorm that hit northwest Arkansas. We didn’t quite get the brunt of it where I live, but there’s enough white crap on the ground (and on everything else) to annoy the hell out of me.
This is the only way anyone’s going to be “flying” down the back roads of Crawford County tonight. Dang hot-rodders.
Hey buddy, can I borrow your tow cable?
(Digital photos + six more inches of snow I didn’t need + 3D Studio Max + PSP9 + boredom)… Read more
Wait, there’s something weak coming through!
It isn’t friendly, whatever it is.
(Digital photo + 3D Studio Max + boredom)… Read more
It snowed today. Before that, there were buckets of ice. Hilarity ensued! … Read more
Today is a good day to die… if you don’t know how to handle a car in this kinda stuff.
Getting home with the little guy this morning was much more adventure than I wanted. I was acutely aware of having precious cargo on board, and was perhaps a bit more nervous behind the wheel as a result… and still stopped (or kinda-sorta-almost-stopped) to ask folks who’d actually had wrecks if they needed any help. Help might take a while to arrive out here in the boonies – I thought it was worth asking about. I’d hope someone would do the same for me if I was in the ditch.
This’ll all reduce to slush today and refreeze tonight, and my street never gets treated by the county or anyone else. Best I can hope for is that Xena will shuffle out there and poop on the ice, and maybe I can get some traction.… Read more
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