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Remind me to let Inspector Javert check my inbox

Victor Hugo!  NOOOOOOO!Remember “Alien Nation“, where all of the aliens had the names of famous dead people? Maybe this gem from my inbox this morning is kinda like that.

If you’re interested in showing up as a first page result for more search terms on google and yahoo, reply back with all addresses you’re looking to promote and the best number to contact you with details.

Sincerely,

Victor Hugo

Wow, Victor, that’s quite a generous offer. I suppose that you’re saying that if I took you up on that, I might be… well… less miserable?Read more

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The Hedgerow Of Fear

I hang out over on doctorwhoforum.com quite a bit, and a good deal of that time is spent not gleaning spoilers and vague hints about upcoming episodes, but instead in the toy collecting & customizing subforum (aka the Celestial Toyroom). I don’t have nearly the budget that I used to for the ol’ action figure shelf (and yet I realize that I have more of a budget than some folks do), but I love hanging around there and seeing other people’s vast collections, and marveling at the custom jobs that others cook up either from scratch, or by sanding down, resculpting and repainting existing figures (hey, all those action figures from “Primeval” have to be good for something!). The amount of talent and manual dexterity on display by the customizers floors me. I wish I could do that sort of stuff. But by golly, I can at least offer a laugh to the ones who do. Forum member “morethanatimelord” posted some color and B&W photos of his new, made-from-scratch model TARDIS, scaled to match the 12″ figures (think old-school ’70s G.I. Joe sized) – this thing is just beautiful. A few folks joked about it being photographed rather obviously in his yard and suggested a 1960s-style “Next episode” title…which I then obligingly added to one of his photos, along with some effects to suggest the scratchy “taken off the TV screen” photos that were so common back in the day.

Next time on Doctor Who...

Fortunately, “morethanatimelord” has a sense of humor and we’re already plotting future joint ventures to knock the sheen of seriousness off of the forums. Suits me fine – there can never be too many photos of that beautifully-crafted model. Good times!… Read more

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...And Little E Makes 3 Funny Stuff

Feeding Mr. Evan

Wednesday, I retrieved Evan from day care in the middle of what seemed like a monsoon. Before I went to get him, I looked for the umbrella that I thought I kept in the car…I guess it’s been relocated. Anyway, we both got thoroughly soaked. We went to the store and stopped to grab food on the way home. We both looked like we’d showered in our clothes. (By the way, Evan thought that sitting in a shopping basket as his daddy raced it toward the car in the middle of the downpour was just the best thing ever. 😆 )

Evan and his daddy
Hold off on taking that picture, dad. I’m eating.

Evan and his daddy
Okay. Here’s the prettiest face you’re going to get out of me if you insist on taking our picture while I eat. Nom nom nom.

Evan and his daddy
Dad…um…we’re done here, right? Can I eat this in peace now?

In related news, it appears that the same storm may have fried my wireless router. That’s a bit of a biggie since I have a lot of stuff networked between machines. Hadn’t really budgeted for a replacement, so…..grrrrr. Incidentally, this is the first time I’ve lost any gear to lightning since the Apple II days.… Read more

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Hey Jupiter, nothing’s been the same

Okay, I’m a big space exploration fan, right? I eat that stuff up. But even I question this showing up as the top story on CNN this morning. I refreshed a few times to make sure it wasn’t a random thing, and sure enough, it was hardwired as the top story. I love space stuff, guys, but this is serious sidebar material with all that’s going on on this planet.

Hey Jupiter, nothing's been the same.

IT'S SHRINKING! IT'S SHRINKING!Besides, before we go organizing a benefit concert to save the Great Red Spot, anyone who’s seen or read 2010 should know what’s really going on here. 😉… Read more