Category: Funny Stuff
Even the boy’s new toys…
…know when it’s time to call a designated driver.
Y’all be safe out there tonight.
Poor red Yoshi, passed out by the side of the road. He tried to walk home and it just didn’t work out. Let’s not even talk about the embarrassment of waking up next to a stuffed cow this morning.… Read more
The results of the NM Lottery Star Trek scratch-o-rama…
As you might remember from yesterday’s post, two friends of mine from New Mexico sent me the Star Trek scratcher cards from the NM Lottery. What the heck, why not go ahead and scratch them off? What is there to lose on the deal?
Well, wait ’till you get a load of this, folks, ’cause I lucked out. Seriously!
Break out your best bubbly, and get ready to drink a toast. The party’s at my place! … Read more
A meaty topic
Dinner tonight is steak. Big steaks! I have Rather Substantial Steaks cooking right now.
Or R.S.S. for short.
Which means, of course, that tonight’s dinner constitutes an R.S.S. feed.
Now just wait until you hear what’s for dessert.… Read more
If you don’t hit the button every 108 minutes, the reindeer will crash
You need a countdown timer on your Wii to tell when Santa will be here?
CAGED SUGAR!
So see if you can follow me on this one.
My wife grabbed a bag of sugar out of the pantry, something about needing to mix it with some kind of exfoliant stuff she’s been using. Rather than put the sugar back in the pantry, she’s been storing it… in Maria’s old cat carrier. Which is plenty clean, but it’s just an awfully strange place to park a sack of sugar, y’know?
After walking by this strange sight numerous times, I finally asked her “What’s up with the caged sugar?” And she told me.
So help me, I still think it’s a weird thing to do. So I’ve taken to walking past it and saying “CAGED SUGAR!” in a deep, Blaxploitation-movie-trailer voice, followed by bow-chicka-wow music, because it sounds for all the world like a freakin’ women’s prison-break flick from the ’70s.
We’re weird.… Read more
Arkansas Winter Weather Driving Flowchart
Since we’re getting our first snow since… well… this snow, all Arkansas drivers should read and comply immediately.
You can click on it to enlarge it; read carefully to avoid confusion.
Oklahoma drivers should substitute a random number between 0 and 79 wherever the number “5” appears on the flowchart.… Read more
New species
Handwritten sign in front of a house in Mulberry:
FREE
KITTEN
PUPPIES
…and these people haven’t put them up on Youtube yet??!?… Read more
Earl Green’s Theory of God
Every once in a while, there’s an unexpected dividend to being on Facebook, aside from getting to hear how crappy everyone’s Black Friday shopping/working experiences were, or finding out who found the damn lost sheep in Farmville. Once of my classmates found this, scanned it and posted it – I don’t think I still have my own copy of this anymore!
Humans of Facebook
😉… Read more
