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The man in the middle

Okay. Small rant here in the run-up to OVGE and the “live” debut of VWORP!1. It’s taken me long enough to get this book out the door that I’ve watched my good friend Rob O’Hara get two books out the door, and I’ve had time to take in how he’s handled presentation and marketing a bit (not to mention that he provides that advice freely from the get-go). Accordingly, I spent a little bit of money – not a whole lot, but more than I usually do – on signage and presentation for OVGE this year. I had stuff made by other folks instead of rolling my own out of my long-suffering inkjet printer. … Read more

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Funny Stuff Toiling In The Pixel Mines

Say hello to my little friend

VWORP!1Meet my new buddy Dinsdale the Drashig. He doesn’t make too many public appearances, not since his guest starring gig in the 1973 Doctor Who story Carnival Of Monsters. (Which, incidentally, you can read about in VWORP!1.)

He’ll be helping me hand out books at OVGE, but you’ve gotta be careful with him… … Read more

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Funny Stuff Serious Stuff

Wait until you hear what I did with my other organs

I just got home from the local polling place. Ah, the things you hear folks say – “wow, his name doesn’t even SOUND American!”… really? You think all “American” surnames originated on this continent? Didn’t do well in history, did you, buddy?

Anyway, I would love to tell you that I voted with my head, my heart and my conscience, but I have to come clean on this… … Read more

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...And Little E Makes 3 Funny Stuff

Performance review

CatOne of Little E’s chores that he can earn money for around the house is feeding kitties and doggies. Cat feeding is normally a bit chaotic – you don’t have to feed again for two days because he usually spills as much in the floor as he gets in the bowls. But tonight? Spotless. I was shocked. The following conversation took place:

  • Me: Wow, buddy. You did a very good job of feeding kitties. You didn’t spill any cat food in the floor!
  • E: . . . (awkward pause)
  • Me: You did a great job! I’m very proud of you!
  • E: Dad… I just tooted.
  • Me: And you get to toot on the job! That’s a perk!

If he’s getting the kind of on-the-job perk package where he can fart on the job, do I really need to pay him?… Read more