The Cliff Notes of the Book of Boba Fett

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For those of you who lost track of what was happening in the Book of Boba Fett, I offer you these handy alternate chapter titles.

Chapter 1 - Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before: So A Guy Wakes Up In A Sarlacc And Gets Stripped To His Underwear By Jawas...

Chapter 2 - Boba Fett Trips Balls And Learns The Tusken Haka

Chapter 3 - Extremely Aggressive Wookiee Hugs And Space Danny Trejo

Chapter 4 - How Can The Same Sarlacc Happen To The Same Guy Twice? Oh. Like That. Got it.

Chapter 5 - We Interrupt This Season Of Boba Fett To Bring You An Urgent Update From The Mandalorian

Chapter 6 - I Shot The Sheriff. I Also Shot The Deputy. Holy hell, I shot the deputy a LOT

Chapter 7 - It's High Noon Until It's King Kong

Don’t get me wrong, I enjoyed the series quite a bit, but I’m starting to wonder if the live action Star Wars shows shouldn’t simply be titled “Star Wars” so people will complain less about who the central character is at any given moment.

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