I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for…a WHATburger?

I still screen my mail with Mailwasher, and it’s a memory hog that sometimes “sticks” when I open the usually-minimized window, resulting in momentary, fleeting mashups of multiple spammy subject lines.

But none as epic as this one I just saw:

“I had 3 orgasms yesterday – Loans available for your business”

Yes, please. Loan me an orgasm. I promise to give it back to you. With interest. 😆