Keyborads

Ladies and gentlemen, keyborads. Does what it says on the box.

Keyborads

Gotta love it when someone basically hand-writes a typo. I wanted to scribble “teh” out to the left.

Overheard last night at Subway while I was waiting for the toaster oven to finish toastin’ up sammiches for Little E and me…

Customer: I want… can I just get an eight-inch sub?
Sandwich Artistâ„¢: An…eight inch sub?
Customer: I want more than a six inch sub but I don’t need a footlong.
Sandwich Artistâ„¢: We don’t have an eight inch sub.
Customer: How many inches have you got?
Bald fat guy who’s exhausted beyond any ability to edit his own responses: *snickers loudly*

(Deathly silence as Customer and Sandwich Artistâ„¢ stare down bald fat guy who’s exhausted beyond any ability to edit his own responses)

As they say in that one episode of South Park, “IT WAS FUNNY!

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