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...And Little E Makes 3

Eat it, Einstein!

The mice were furiousAs my five-year-old son and I walked laps around the park today, he suddenly went into great detail, with no prompting from me (and I have no idea where any of this came from), about building a mouse trap with “four-dimensional pillows.”

I pressed him for details on how this would work, and where the pillows would come from, and how, precisely, they would meet the definition of being “four-dimensional,” but was incapable of getting any more information out of him.

You’re welcome, future. The twilight of mouse-kind begins.… Read more

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From the midland…

Who's talkingSomebody posted this poll on Facebook, so I had to give it a shot, and it gave me the result:

“You have a Midland accent” is just another way of saying “you don’t have an accent.” You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.

Yeah, maybe I oughtta try that sometime… oh, wait. 😉… Read more