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I suppose a disclaimer is in order

Nice tongue ring, Jabba, when did you have it pierced?So, daily bloggin’. Bloggin’ every day. That’s quite a deal. I’ve been falling back on some funny (no, scratch that, hilarious) war stories from my TV and radio days, but I also blawg about other stuff too. That being said, I am in the middle of a job hunt right now, one that has taken so long that I might have better results if I switched to hunting Sasquatch instead.

I’d file a prospective employer looking at my blog before interviewing or hiring as an unlikely event, but then we do live in the day and age where some employers want you to hand over your Facebook password, don’t we? … Read more

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Mixed Signals II: tonight’s forecast is…. gguuhhhhh.

Today's forecastSit back for this one. I’m about to tell you how I became a teevee weatherman. And what happened to the teevee weatherman I replaced.

Weather in a broadcast venue has always completely fascinated me. How the hell do these guys know this stuff? Of course, now I know: the nice government-employed meteorologists at the National Weather Service do most of the legwork for them. The TV guys said it with personality. Or at least that’s what it says on the job description when you sign on the dotted line. … Read more

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Her royal floofiness

Floofy

Sunlight? Check.
Open window? Check.
Telling gravity to take a hike? Check.
Reveling in one’s own floofiness? Abso-floofin’-lutely.

Next weekend is the sixth anniversary of Olivia’s adoption day. As you can see, she’s already practicing for the gala celebration to be held in her honor. (For comparison, see her Humane Society kitten mug shot: believe it or not, my wife saw this little bundle of spaz and said, “Yes, THAT’S THE ONE.”)… Read more

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Welcome to the Guilt By Assoc.

Blank RegWhen I was going into high school, there were two shows that had my full and undivided attention: Max Headroom and Star Trek: The Next Generation. Not necessarily in that order. Trek was more escapist, and I was more than happy to lose myself in it. Max Headroom, of course, was escapism of another kind, with a day-glo facade of more gritty down-to-Earth reality. Edison Carter always got the Big Story, and always Caught The Bad Guys In The Act. For a kid who was on the journalism track that everyone expected him to be, you couldn’t ask for a better hero. Little did I know that I’d later find myself identifying much more with Blank Reg. Played by the instantly-familiar-and-yet-nobody-remembers-his-name W. Morgan Sheppard, who has had a guest starring role in everything (seriously: check IMDb to see if there’s ever been a show called “Everything.” I bet he’s been in it…), Reg voluntarily lived on the outskirts of society, a kind of hi-tech gypsy running his own pirate TV station from an impossibly spacious VW minibus, refusing to buy into society – or to sell out to it. (Seriously, that minibus was bigger on the inside than the outside – it’s only fitting that he finally got a chance to guest star in Doctor Who not so long ago.) Now that I’m closer to 40 than to 20, I realize Blank Reg was the real hero of the show.

The thing about being in your 20s and finally moving out of your parents’ house is that you’ve got an opportunity, should you wish it, to replace your family with a whole different one, only this time your family’s not related to you by blood. I found that family, if a frequently dysfunctional one, at work. Working in broadcasting in any part of Arkansas that wasn’t Little Rock in the ’90s was an adventure, because you were already budget addled. You either fell into a tight-knit group determined to overcome that, or you found yourself in backstabbing bedlam. I served tours of duty in both situations before achieving escape velocity from the gloomy gravitational pull of the Fort Smith broadcast market and going to Wisconsin. … Read more

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Why I was never a good fit for TV news, or perhaps TV at all

Clark KentWhen I was going into high school, I was on a journalism track. That’s what I was good at, that’s what I was excelling in, and it was just assumed that I’d go from having been an MVP in journalism in junior high and high school to doing pretty much the same thing in college. There were a few factors that no one really could have predicted, however: starting with my mother’s death in 1987, home became anything but a welcoming place, and more and more I was concentrating on opportunities to work, because work was a bulletproof excuse for escaping the hell that was home. I flamed out as a college student in 1992. I’ve never set foot in a college as a full-time student again. And before that happened, I had surprised everyone by opting out of the journalism track I was on in my freshman year. I had an instructor who was challenging; any other time that would’ve been fine, but I was being subjected to daily doses of full-blast adversarial at home. In my mindset at the time, anyone who was even slightly challenging toward me was reading as adversarial. My failing, not my instructor’s. It was probably a good idea to drop out of school when I did – actually, I still think to this day that my life would’ve turned out very differently if I had spent a couple of years trying to make it in “the workforce” (of which, as a part-time radio DJ, I was barely even a part) and then gone to school. I probably would’ve had a much better idea of how hard it is to eat and keep a roof over my head with no degree, and I probably would’ve worked my ass off for it.

But that only happened to Bizzaro World Earl. I never got a degree. In anything. Now it seems I can’t get a job because of it. Which is how I have all this time to write stuff for you fine folks out there lurking in the blog fog.

So you can imagine my surprise when I later found myself working consistently in a professional field which made use of that truncated journalism training. … Read more

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OMG COMMIES!!!!!

Don’t take my word for it. Rep. West shot his mouth off (in the direction of his foot) here.

There are so many valid policy reasons to go after any sitting member of the executive or legistlative branches this November, but somehow none of those avenues are as sexy as saying “YER A COMMIE!!!1!!1!!!!”

Proliferation of this kind of lunatic fringe rambling is what elbows rational policy discussion out of the way. It reduces a populace that could be an informed electorate to a group of schoolchildren playing “Telephone,” amplifying the rumors a little bit more as they get passed on. It sucks the air out of the room for actual information, leaving nothing but hearsay and just plain old lies.

P.S. I’ve heard your brain dies without air.

P.P.S. I also heard that all those Congressional Commies EAT LIVE HAMSTERS WHEN THE C-SPAN CAMERAS AREN’T ROLLING. They’re so delicious.

Hey! Speaking of calling out Commies:

Ed

(“But Earl!” I hear you saying, “decrying [insert currently sitting political figure here] is an unpopular cause! The [liberal/conservative] media is out to silence those of us who feel that way! That Murrow quote doesn’t back up your case!” Well sure it does. It can back up anyone’s case. The real question is: can anyone in the modern political sphere do Murrow proud and back up their case factually without a boatload of innuendo and rumor to make it “sexy”? Or is it an ability political operatives have lost and a basic flavor of truth that we, the people, are forgetting to demand?)

I think what disturbs me the most in this election cycle is that there aren’t enough people decrying bad information, shoddy reporting and rumor-mongering from their own side. And yet surely they know that there’s nothing to be gained by having their side of the debate co-opted by the lunatic fringe. What are we saying to the future here? That the outlandish wingnut accusations are okay so long as they agree with the side you’ve already taken?

Mr. Murrow’s comments are taken from a written transcript of his pivotal broadcast here, and remain blisteringly relevant almost six decades later as rumormongering continues to gain ground as a popular pastime among those with a mouthpiece. If excerpts from Murrow’s dismantling of the McCarthy machine were replayed even half as often as the latest half-baked crackpot conspiracy theories from either the left or the right, people in this country might remember to think.Read more

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Hopefully rocket scientists have a sense of humor

And no, I don’t mean “rocket scientists” in the disparaging way that I usually mean when referring to the coherent-thought-challenged. I mean real rocket scientists… or at least the ones who hang out on Facebook.

Fireball!

😆 But I kid JPL, one of my favorite institutions in the whole world.… Read more