Tonight as the bathtub was draining:
ME: Okay, buddy, get out of the tub.
LITTLE E: But dad! I chased a bear away!
ME: A bear? In the bathtub?
LITTLE E: It was a scary bear.
ME: How did I not notice a bear in the bathtub?
LITTLE E: He was hiding.
Gentlemen, we’re gonna need a bigger boat.… Read more
Because sometimes, during a transfer of power, it’s the most important information that gets handed over at the last minute…
Or maybe it really was just me. 😆… Read more
LITTLE E: Dad! This [stuffed] puppy turned into a tiger! RAAARRRRR!
ME: Puppies don’t turn into tigers.
LITTLE E: This puppy turned into a tiger. [pause] RRAAAAAAARRRR!!
ME: Puppies turn into big dogs like Xena.
LITTLE E: THIS. PUPPY. TURNED. INTO. A TIGER!!!!
ME: Okay, if the puppy started out as Catherine Schell, then it can be a puppy that turns into a tiger.
LITTLE E: RAAAARRRRRR!!
I can see we’re not quite ready to tackle stuff like genetic drift and mutation just yet.… Read more
After the huge disappointment that was the extremely fragile Sylvania wi-fi tablet, it’s nice to be able to say that here’s a gadget that does indeed do what it says on the outside of the box. And it couldn’t have arrived at a better time. … Read more
Scribblings is now up to version WTF.0 – it has changed its face again. But you can change its face however you like, thanks to diabolical digital technology! From THE FUTURE!
(Digital scoring, expanded memory and sync-sound action not included.) … Read more
