Tonight as the bathtub was draining:
ME: Okay, buddy, get out of the tub.
LITTLE E: But dad! I chased a bear away!
ME: A bear? In the bathtub?
LITTLE E: It was a scary bear.
ME: How did I not notice a bear in the bathtub?
LITTLE E: He was hiding.
Gentlemen, we’re gonna need a bigger boat.
Or a bigger tub ‘cos I don’t think the old tub could bear the extra weight. Something to give you paws…er, pause.