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Little E, lord of the sea
Tonight as the bathtub was draining:
ME: Okay, buddy, get out of the tub.
LITTLE E: But dad! I chased a bear away!
ME: A bear? In the bathtub?
LITTLE E: It was a scary bear.
ME: How did I not notice a bear in the bathtub?
LITTLE E: He was hiding.
Gentlemen, we’re gonna need a bigger boat.… Read more