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Little E vs. the theory of evolution
LITTLE E: Dad! This [stuffed] puppy turned into a tiger! RAAARRRRR!
ME: Puppies don’t turn into tigers.
LITTLE E: This puppy turned into a tiger. [pause] RRAAAAAAARRRR!!
ME: Puppies turn into big dogs like Xena.
LITTLE E: THIS. PUPPY. TURNED. INTO. A TIGER!!!!
ME: Okay, if the puppy started out as Catherine Schell, then it can be a puppy that turns into a tiger.
LITTLE E: RAAAARRRRRR!!
I can see we’re not quite ready to tackle stuff like genetic drift and mutation just yet.… Read more