Categories
Serious Stuff

As if modern journalism wasn’t already dead to me…

Walter Cronkite - July 20, 1969…poor old Walter Cronkite went and died on us at the age of 92 on Friday.

Once upon a time, I wanted to be a reporter when I grew up. At a very early age, in grade school, I was inflicting home-made newsletters, none of them really reporting anything of any consequence, upon my classmates. In junior high, I quickly found my way into the journalism department, and by the time I was off to high school, things had gone really well – the junior high paper had gone from, for all intents and purposes, a typewriter thing to a computer layout thing. Granted, the computer was an Apple II, and the software used had to be all but abused into doing anything that looked really impressive (not unlike my experiences with the Avid many years later, come to think of it), but it was an enormous amount of fun. My friend Robert and I poured a ridiculous amount of effort into it all, and I was under the impression, by the time we got to high school, that we were rock stars. Just a little bit.

High school was a good deal more challenging – as often happens in the transition from junior high, even if you thought you were a rock star, you were lucky if anyone thought you were a roadie now. Still, the same pattern repeated itself, in a slightly more compressed time frame – our junior year was awesome. Our senior year was, on the other hand, a nightmare – we turned out three papers because the department was broke. I doggedly stuck with journalism as a major going into college, but by the end of my first year, this thing that everyone had assumed that I’d be spending my life doing was gone; journalism wasn’t my major anymore after what I’ll simply refer to as a spirited debate with the department advisor about writing down to a third grade level for a college paper (in short: I refused to do it).

Oddly enough, I wound up still working in news – in a way. Nearly ten years later I was writing and producing news promos. It wasn’t being a reporter, but by that time I’d found my calling sitting behind a computer and making stuff look cool.

One thing I remember from my very, very brief stint in college journalism, however, was the semester that was spent on journalistic ethics. You did this semester before you were allowed to write a single thing for the school paper. If you didn’t ace ethics, you were outta there. At the time, even though I did well with that semester, I thought this was a bit draconian: some perfectly good writers fell under the axe because they didn’t score better than a B in ethics.

Now I wish every freakin’ college journalism department in the nation operated that way.

The news media landscape today is something I find deeply troubling. Entities that in the past were reasonably impartial have, for lack of a better term, chosen sides. I’m not a big fan of “news” that leans heavily conservative or heavily liberal, because either way, there’s a slant, there’s a spin, and you’re no longer in the same room with the truth. It’s down the hall somewhere, having inconvenient bits lopped off in the edit.

This is completely at odds with what I knew halfway through my freshman year of college: that you don’t infuse a news piece with your opinion unless you have specifically been entrusted with that duty by the management. That you don’t just present one side of the story. That you don’t just regurgitate the official press release with no further research. That you don’t treat people accused of something as if they’ve already been convicted. And that you don’t play to the lowest common denominator and let tragedy or weeping victims – who have had enough by the time a camera was stuck in their faces – stand in for the full human impact of an event.

What happened to that kind of thinking? Are we about to bury it with Walter Cronkite? Is no one having to run a brutal, semester-long gauntlet of journalistic ethics in school anymore? Or is everyone going into that field now going in with the understanding that the public wants pundits more than it wants the truth?

What’s scarier is that, after the past decade or two, there’s a very real possibility that, indeed, that is what the public wants. In today’s media landscape, Cronkite might find himself shuffled off-stage because he couldn’t pop the ratings numbers. These days, outfits that are charged with telling us the truth are axing trained reporters to save costs – and inviting the public to send in camcorder “reports” in their stead.

I didn’t have the chance to grow up with Walter Cronkite narrating the mind-blowingly major stories of the ’60s, but he was enough of a rock-solid presence in the ’70s that a kid like me could watch him in action and say, “That’s what I want to do when I grow up.”

Walter Cronkite should be remembered in the same breath as Edward R. Murrow as a member of a generation of journalists who truly raised the bar for their entire profession. But who is there to provide my son’s generation with that same spark of inspiration by way of integrity?… Read more

Categories
Feedback Gadgetology Should We Talk About The Weather?

I’m warning to the idea

A couple of days ago, I mentioned my intention to ditch the TV side of my cable subscription and go to a seldom-mentioned internet-only tier of service. In that entry I mentioned that one of the few things that gave me pause about ditching cable TV (especially since I haven’t gotten a DTV converter box) was that I’d be losing the local channels for severe weather coverage. Unless you’ve lived in tornado alley and have intimate knowledge of the kind of “combat readiness” that living here in the springtime entails, that may sound silly, but trust me…it’s a biggie around here. I have a weather alert radio to fill that gap, but I was curious about the possibility of what they’d call “a software solution” in the business world.

I did a little bit of research and found Interwarn, a commercial software package that offers TV-style warning crawlers on your monitor, as well as graphical watch/warning maps (sort of like the things that, anymore, take up about a quarter of the TV screen during bad weather). It’s astoundingly customizable – you can decide what kind of warnings will trigger a crawler, and not every crawler will trigger an alert sound (which can be whatever kind of .wav file you feel like making it – the temptation’s definitely there to bust out the old Star Trek red alert sound…); the degree to which you can define the area involved is amazing too. I live on the border of Arkansas and Oklahoma, and I can pick counties out of two states for the program to keep an eye on. If I wanted to, I could have it watch out for my old stomping grounds in Brown County, Wisconsin too. It takes up a startlingly small slice of CPU resources and bandwidth, despite checking in for new warnings about every 90 seconds. (As with so many other things, you can slow that down so it’s only checking every 3 minutes or however often you like; honestly, in this part of the country, I left it at the check-as-often-as-you-can default.) Quite by accident, I also discovered that it happily pops warning crawlers up on top of full-screen video – there you go, you can still get warnings while watching a movie or what have you.

Here’s a shot of the live National Weather Service radar loop with Interwarn’s live watch/warning map. Who needs a TV station anyway?

Interwarn

(Why am I watching Oklahoma’s watches and warnings? Since we’re on the border, it’s a given that what barrels through Oklahoma will wind up in Arkansas; this is also why I used to watch KTUL during severe weather events and then turn to the local stations when the stuff actually arrived here.)

The company behind Interwarn also has a software package called Stormlab, but it’s geared toward a higher-end market – real live meteorologists (or students thereof) and/or storm chasers. My inner weather geek is more than happy with Interwarn alone.

The registration fee is $40, but since we’ll be saving that much on our cable bill within two months by dropping TV, I’m not even blinking at that figure. While my cable TV’s still hooked up, however, this afternoon was stormy enough to provide a live-fire test. I watched the local TV stations and I watched Interwarn running on a machine that, other than also keeping the live radar in a browser, wasn’t doing anything. Interwarn was either neck-and-neck with the TV station warning crawlers…or, more often, it was faster than the TV stations. (Fun fact: Interwarn isn’t worried about pissing off sponsors by running a crawler during a commercial.)

The one problem is that whatever machine’s running Interwarn, in a severe weather situation, really needs to be a machine that you don’t mind leaving up and running in that sort of weather. I recently “decommissioned” Orac and all but gutted it, but sometime between now and next spring, Orac may return as a bare-bones machine that, when push comes to shove, won’t be a great loss if it eats lightning, but until then will serve a fairly vital purpose, especially during storm season.

Software solution found. I don’t think I’ve ever gone from “let’s see what this shareware trial version does” to “oh yeah, baby, let me know where to send the money for the registered version!” in the course of an afternoon…but I’m totally sold on Interwarn.

Links: InterwarnRead more

Categories
...And Little E Makes 3 Funny Stuff

Yes, that is precisely what I meant.

Godzilla & son, lizards at lawSo Evan’s had this pesky cough for a few days; it’s really worst overnight and first thing in the morning. I’ve tried to take this occasion to teach him to cover his mouth when he coughs. As it so happens, I’ve come down with this same cough myself, so I’ve had plenty of occasions to lead by example. A few times I’ve covered his mouth to try to reinforce the idea.

Yesterday when I took him to day care, I was signing him in at the front desk when he started coughing. I gently reminded him that he was forgetting to do something.

So he calmly walked over to me, grabbed my left hand, put it over his mouth – like I’d been doing at home – and coughed.

Well, he was kinda getting the idea. I don’t even want to think about how he handled this problem after I left him there…… Read more

Categories
Gadgetology Home Base Television & Movies

Cut the wire

You are watching 7-Zark-7 on PAY-PER-VIEW!Is it possible that my son may not have the experience of channel-surfing at home? That might sound like a crazy idea, but at the very least, we’re giving it a try. After a great deal of deliberation, we’ve decided to have our cable subscription reduced to internet only. No cable TV service at all. Our television “diet” is already pretty slim – what we want to watch, we either get on DVD or we download. Evan’s got a surprisingly hefty DVD collection already, so very little channel-surfing is done on his behalf at the moment.

It’s an entirely reversible decision, of course, and the funny thing is that the customer service rep at Cox lied like a dog until I pointed out that I knew other customers of theirs who had done the same thing (and had also reported that Cox would lie through their teeth about whether or not such a tier of service existed). Such a tier of service does exist – and at $45/month, it’s still plenty profitable for them – but it doesn’t help Cox report that they have X million cable TV subscribers when they negotiate with entities like Viacom, Time Warner or the corporate entities that own local TV stations (who try to put the screws to Cox when negotiating a contract for how much they’ll be paid for the privelege of having those stations carried on the cable). Since the internet-only tier doesn’t benefit Cox much aside from a bit of income, they actively deny its existence.

And then when a nice guy like me adamantly but politely calls them on their BS, they roll out a few lame reasons why you shouldn’t go to that tier: you’ll lose your local stations! It’ll cost you to reinstate TV service! No more breaking news on CNN! And, my personal favorite: you’ll be depriving the world of income accrued by the taxes paid on cable TV service! Holy crap, I’m not doing my economic duty to the state! Off to Room 101 with me.

As long as it has an internet connection, that’s okay. The only real major misgiving I had about dropping cable TV was severe weather coverage…but even there, I’ve got a weather alert radio, and access to the National Weather Service (including warnings and radar) via the ‘net. If the power goes out, there’s plain old radio – in other words, we’re no worse off than before, other than missing out on excited live TV chatter about rotation…which still brings me back to “no worse off than before,” frankly. (Besides which, nearly every local TV station has deals in place to have their live severe weather reports rebroadcast on specific radio stations, if I really need my rotation fix.) And as for local news…well, if you’re not north of the Bobby Hopper Tunnel, you practically already have to turn to the web for that; the TV stations have collectively all but abandoned all points south because of the perception that northwest Arkansas is where the money is.

Never mind not doing my economic duty to the state – I’m not doing what everyone’s expected to do: I’m not propping up the dry, frail skeleton of the pre-broadcast information economy. I’m failing to give a crap about the DTV transition. I’m putting myself in a position to be, more or less, completely bypassed by advertising.

Enough stuff streams, or is freely available, that I don’t think we’ll succumb to the “cut off from the world” effect.

I can think of worse things to give my son than a home where being a couch potato really isn’t a frequent-flyer option.… Read more

Categories
Television & Movies

RTD USA?!?

Russell T. DaviesNow here’s a piece of news I’m not quite sure how to digest: Doctor Who/Torchwood/SJA showrunner Russell T. Davies is coming to America (…TODAY!). According to this article, he’s not even doing it on the strength of a deal or contract or a project that’s waiting for him – he’s just going to move over here and “start writing.”

Um…you and everyone else, Russell. See also: “I’m just going to move to Hollywood and start acting.”

Granted, we’re talking about a guy whose name occasionally gets a mention in Daily Variety as if he needs no introduction beyond being the showrunner of Doctor Who; he may actually find that being the creator of the original Queer As Folk gives him more cachet professionally and creatively. Much as I’d like to think otherwise, Who and Torchwood are very much “niche” programming here. Biggest shows on BBC America? Maybe, sure – but what percentage of eyeballs-on-TVs in this country does that represent? It’s rare for a TV writer to get to be a household name in this country; even then, how often do Rod Serling or David E. Kelley get a mention in everyday conversation? Davies is going from a country where he can just about write his own ticket, and documentaries are made about him, to a country where he might wind up being mentioned in the same breath as J. Michael Straczynski or Ronald D. Moore – not exactly everyday watercooler conversation fodder.

Perhaps the key to all this is in this sentence of the article:

Budget cuts are forcing cancellations across the channels.

It might just be that Davies’ ambitions are just too big for a certain small island nation’s showbiz economy. I can grasp that, but perhaps he should’ve looked closely, again, at how things are going over here.

Still, best of luck to him. For all of his past quotes about how every planet in the Stargate universe looks like the woods outside of Vancouver, I think he’d better get used to his universe looking that way too. Either way, there are worse things that could wind up on the air (more reality schlock, for example) than more TV on the air that happens to wear Davies’ heart on its sleeve.… Read more

Categories
Funny Stuff

The blood test

Colossus is watching youOver on Rob’s blog, there’s an interesting entry involving door-to-door alarm system sales, social engineering, and business practices that carry the whiff of both scam and scum. He also provides a further link to a consumer complaint site with an active comment section on the very company being represented. Not good – but then, look at things on the ground floor, i.e. the hiring level:

This is an in home presentation sales position. No experience required, training provided. We provide some leads/appointments for you but prospecting is also required.

The fact that the address one is asked to contact in this Craigslist ad is [dude’s name]adt at gmail doesn’t instill me with much hope either – if dude doesn’t even have a company e-mail address, I start to wonder if the shadowy outlines of multi-level marketing aren’t becoming visible. In other words, if I respond to that ad, interview successfully and get hired, will I then be expected to – in addition to pounding the pavement – place my own ad and recruit my own “downline” like dude did here?

I betcha I would.

Then again, I’m at the point in my job hunt where looking at online job listings, Craigslist or otherwise, is more of a stress-relieving exercise in belly laughs than anything. There was a Craigslist ad seeking a “personal assistant” for a “busy businessman” who could type, file, take calls, schedule meetings and have “a little fun after five” (!!), and then there’s a Monster.com opening for an “Assistant Bank Manater” – now, of course, this is an obvious typo, and looking at where the keys are on the keyboard, it’s easy to deduce that they’re actually trying to hire an Assistant Bank Manatee.

Before I move on to a specimen of door-to-door sales-being war stories from my own files, I recommend Rob’s blog to you – in between other topics, he addresses a lot of security and social engineering-related topics that are a bit eye-opening. It’s worth a look.

Out here in the boonies where I live now, door-to-door sales just aren’t a force to be reckoned with – not unless you can find someone willing to walk half a mile between stops in the middle of the summer. (Good luck. Most manatees, assistant or otherwise, are aquatic and will not survive this environment, and therefore do not need to apply.) The closest we have is door-to-door religion peddlers; I have even less patience for someone trying to cleanse my soul by these means than I do for someone trying to cleanse my tile floor. For a fee, naturally, whichever way you go. My dog usually handles these calls quite successfully:

Xena answers your calls Xena answers your calls

One time when I wound up with a door-to-door religion peddler who braved the canine security system, I simply answered the door with Othello and my shoulder and referred to him (the big black cat, that is) as my familiar. For some reason that conversation drew to a very swift conclusion. The power of kitty compels you!

Now, my apartment in Green Bay was a whole different story. We had people trying to sell us magazines, makeup, and everything in between. Sometimes these so-called “people” also happened to be our own so-called “neighbors”. But one Sunday, when I was home folding laundry and catching up on Deep Space Nine episodes on tape, back when there were new Deep Space Nine episodes and back when people recorded stuff on tape, the person at the door was a total stranger.

That’s okay too. As it happened, he was trying to sell some catch-all cleaning product which could supposedly get anything out of anything. He even said it’d clean concrete floors; the great thing about my apartment in Wisconsin was that it had an actual basement with the same square footage as the ground level floor or the upstairs floor. Not that this guy knew that – but I decided I’d be helpful and educate him.

“Did you say this would get stuff out of concrete and not even leave a stain?” I asked, parroting what he’d just said to me almost word-for-word. “The underground basement level in these apartments has concrete floors.”

He nodded eagerly, probably thinking “Bingo! I’ve got one!”

“Will it get…blood out?” I asked.

He just nodded this time, a little bit less certain of how the pitch was going.

“How much is in that bucket?” I asked, indicating the gigantinormous plastic bucket of sample product he was hauling around. “Do you have another bucket like that with you? I’ll take them both right now. Because I need a lot.” I smiled and wiggled my eyebrows madly. All friendly-like.

He gave me a funny look and said, “Uh…sure. Let me go get it. Out of my car.” And took his sample bucket with him – kind of odd, I thought, since surely he was about to make a sale.

Even more strange was the fact that he never came back. Was it something I said?

I probably should’ve told him I’d flooded the basement with water to accomodate my pet, and now had assistant manatee poop to clean up. I mean, holy crap, this stuff could get anything out of anything.… Read more

Categories
Gaming

Wii few, Wii happy few

Wii are coming.  (Torchwood joke there - but thanks for looking!)

So I got a slightly early birthday present there. Somewhere, my wife scrounged together some money, and, along with a Gamestop gift card that John “felixthegamer” Morrison sent me around Christmas, went and got me a Wii. I’ve only been obsessing over this thing since it came out, and my wife admitted that the tipping point was when my dad came to visit and actually complained because he was hoping I’d have a Wii set up – he knows someone who has one and he loves the thing – and was disappointed when Mr. Video Game Collecting Guy didn’t even have a Wii. You know, when you pass yourself off as a video game historian (though I’m starting to think that, given my post-NES-era blind spot, maybe video game archaeologist is a better title – it says “fossils” right up at the top for a reason, folks), and even make part of your living from it, and your 85-year-old dad busts your balls because you haven’t even got a stinkin’ Wii… well, that is kind of embarrassing. Considering the outcome of that complaint, I’d like for my dad to complain about my grievous lack of a million bucks and a hot tub next time he visits.

I’ll post my Wii code tomorrow or over the weekend, though I’ll warn you up front that, for now, I’ve just got Wii Sports and that’s it; I can’t even believe I’ve got one of these in my living room, and expanding the library certainly isn’t a line item in the budget at the moment. But you know what? I’m so jazzed by this thing that even Wii Sports is awesome. I liked it way back when, and I still like it – if it puts things in perspective, my three favorite video baseball games are Wii Sports baseball, the original Baseball on the Game Boy, and Baseball! for the Odyssey2. I don’t care about anyone’s stats or career batting average, I just want to hit a frakkin’ ball on the screen. Wii Sports will do me just fine for a while.

Without saying too much because I don’t want to jinx it, I’ve talked to someone about a job this week which would be a godsend in terms of pay, benefits, and being interesting to me personally with my areas of knowledge and interest. It would, however, be quite a drive every day, which means it’d eat into my Evan time. Thankfully, it’s not in broadcast, so don’t worry, it doesn’t mean you’ll have to put up with me again. 😆 As reluctant as I am about a job that would steal an hour or so of Evan-and-daddy time away from me each day, this would be a big help to us, and would kind of spin my career off in a different direction from what anyone might have thought to expect, so…think good thoughts, please.

More good news as it arrives; I’m just gonna continue to throw bad news into the round file. Along with all the bills. These people think they can just send something in the mail and get my money? What the hell?

Once again, a huge thanks to my wife, and to John too – this is just awesome.… Read more