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Funny Stuff Music

Foghat’s revenge

Dammit, dammit, dammit.

It’s three in the morning. I just read an old post of Sothy’s on the Digital Press forums.

And I cannot, for the love of all things holy (and a few things that aren’t), get “SLOW RIDE! TAKE IT EEEEEASY!” out of my head now.

I mean…this is how wars start. A small number of very select, obscure, Foghat-oriented wars, that is.

I’m ready for the itching to stop, by the way.… Read more

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Gadgetology Gaming

The amazing true story of Frankencable

I have a bad habit of collecting video game memorabilia, and new games, and then letting it sit for a while before I get around to testing it or playing it. This weekend saw a collision of two items that were put on the back-burner…and one of them didn’t survive!

Case in point: a shiny new Starpath Supercharger for the Atari 2600. For those not familiar with it, the Supercharger was a huge honkin’ thing you plugged into an Atari’s cartridge slot, with a headphone cable dangling out of it. The Supercharger is sort of like a co-processor that boosts the graphics and sound abilities of the machine (which, let’s face it, wouldn’t take much). Since it’s eating up the cartridge slot, the headphone jack connects to a tape player, and the games for the Supercharger are loaded from cassette (this was 1983 or so, don’t forget, though I remember that I already had disk drives on my screamin’ fast mighty 64K Franklin Ace 1000 computer).

Exhibit B: a Texas Instruments “data cassette” player that I got from the great haul of TI gadgetry right before Christmas ’04. Haven’t touched it ’till now…and found out it doesn’t work. There were leaky batteries in there that had corroded their way right out of the battery compartment…ouch! So that baby’s going to the curb.

So how was I going to get the data from the tape to the Supercharger? I stood right in front of the Atari for about 15 minutes, thinking up all kinds of maddeningly convoluted ways to accomplish this task. Methods that would require a quarter mile of wiring.

And then I realized that, three shelves above the Atari, if I stood straight up, I was staring right into the controls of the cassette deck that I use maybe about once a month or so to make a tape to listen to in the car.

Oops. Funny thing is, I had to be staring at that tape deck for that entire time before it hit me. Sometimes I think I’ve gotten so used to my own cheap-ass, Rube-Goldberg way of hooking my gear up that I’ve forgotten that Simple Is Good.

But not so fast – there was no way the dangly short headphone cable from the Supercharger was going to reach three shelves up. I grabbed a short RCA cable and enough adapters and barrels to clobber someone to death with, and created…Frankencable.

Frankencable, savior of the Supercharger

Fun Facts: Frankencable = large headphone jack-to-RCA adapter + 1 foot RCA cable + large headphone jack-to-RCA adapter + large headphone to small headphone adapter + small headphone “barrel” (female both ends) + Supercharger cable.

After all this, I thought, this game better knock my socks off. Well, the Supercharger adds a heap of processing power to the 2600, improving its graphics and sound considerably – the one Supercharger game I have brings its A-game up to the level of a poorly coded VIC-20 game! 😆 I need to track down a copy of Escape From The Mindmaster or Stella Gets A New Brain or something.

This concludes the story of Frankencable. We now return you to your regularly scheduled blog entry, already in progress.… Read more

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Funny Stuff Television & Movies

The true story of the Doctor and the Master

And I tell you, this is as official and canon as you can get. It comes from the novelization of final story from the original series of Doctor Who, Survival, both scripts and novelization by Rona Munro. And I quote:

The Master's balls 😯

Man, I’d be out to steal every remaining regeneration the Doctor has too. What an indignity!… Read more

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Music

Mid-Year Album Anticipation Thread

Well, not so much anticipation – quite a few of these are already out, I’ve just been too broke to pick ’em up, what with constant vehicle repairs and all, and truth be told I’ve tried to limit my musical lust this year – heck, I’ve tried to limit my lust across the board, society demands it, you know? – since we have many other important things to spend money on (around Casa Green, we’ve developed a special code name for these purchases: 4DBB. Say it out loud, you’ll figure it out!).

Anyway, here goes:

Alan Parsons: Let's Talk About MeAlan Parsons Project remasters. I really haven’t had much to say to the major labels lately unless they throw stuff that I already know is good at me, this time with bonus tracks and other goodies. The Alan Parsons Project remasters aren’t quite up to the level of the ELO remasters for real live new/newly-discovered material, but I’m loving them all the same. I Robot, Eye In The Sky, Vulture Culture and Tales Of Mystery And Imagination: Edgar Allan Poe are out, and so far I’ve pick up all but Poe (it’s a double-disc set, and apparently import only, so it’s kinda expensive). Yet to come this year: Ammonia Avenue, Eve, Gaudi, Pyramid, Stereotomy and The Turn Of A Friendly Card. If they really want to score points with me, patterning future remasters after the new release of Eye In The Sky is not something I’d kick someone out of bed for.

Jason Falkner - I'm OK You're OKJason Falkner: I’m OK You’re OK. I’ve been waiting years for this. Literally years! After his 1998 album, Jason’s only given us a six-song EP as a solo project, and has been involved in a variety of side projects (TV Eye, Logan’s Sanctuary, Bedtime With The Beatles), all of which I’ve liked, but man, I love the music this guy makes on his own. There’s nothing quite like it. If you want someone who just “gets” that ’70s power pop vibe, with strong hints of ELO, Todd Rundgren, Argent, etc., and yet it’s brand new music, you simply cannot go wrong with some Jason Falkner. Again, this one’s import only thus far, and from Japan no less (why, God, why?), so…$$$.

Royksopp - Back To MineRoyksopp: Back To Mine. I remember a time when I insisted that I just don’t “do” club music. Being exposed to quite a bit of good stuff in that genre since then has helped me to get the stick outta my ass regarding that genre, and one of my consistent favorites is Royksopp, a duo from Norway which makes downtempo sound epic and majestic. Back To Mine sounds like a really interesting and probably fun listen, in which the guys take the songs that they cite as key influences on their style…and proceed to remix the heck out of ’em. So it’s not a new original studio album, but I’m interested enough to give it a listen.

Idle Race - Back To The StoryIdle Race: Back To The Story. This 2-CD set containing the complete recordings of Jeff Lynne’s first band was released quite a few years back, and then went out of print. For me to have tracked down a copy on the ‘bay would’ve meant choosing between this and a house payment, so a reissue is a dream come true. Even though it’s an import, it’s a pretty budget-priced import, and again, I’ve been waiting years for this. I’ve heard some of the songs before, but haven’t heard the Race’s third and final (and only post-Lynne) album before. Listen up for “The Lady Who Said She Could Fly” and ask yourself why, if ELO was up for covering “Do Ya”, they never revisited this song. Just gorgeous stuff, and some of Lynne’s early songwriting is up there with the best of his later works.

Levinhurst: House By The Sea. I haven’t grabbed a cover for this yet, but I really enjoyed Levinhurst’s first album, and I’m glad they found a home for a second one. (Levinhurst = vocalist Cindy Levin – I think that’s her name, I could be wrong – and the Cure’s Lol Tolhurst, by the way.)

Ben Folds: Supersunnerspeedgraphic: The LP. Granted, I’ve heard a lot of this material before too, because I was one of those suckers who bought the three EPs Ben turned out in the years between Rockin’ The Suburbs and Songs For Silverman. But throw in some remixing, some re-recording, and a couple of new tunes, and this becomes a whole different stopgap release.

Tori Amos: American Doll Posse. With each album Tori releases, I’m a little more uncertain of whether or not I really “get” her anymore, but damned if I’m not intrigued. This one just came out, and it sounds really interesting from a conceptual standpoint. Of course, I’m sure that I felt that way at one point about Strange Little Girls before I got to hear it…

Bear McCreary: Battlestar Galactica Season 3. Four words for you: “All Along The Watchtower.” Okay, that’s not the only reason to pick this one up, because Bear’s music just rocks across the board. But it’s one that I can’t get out of my head.

Last but certainly not least, the single most anticipated thing this year aside from Falkner:

Crowded House: Time On Earth. Neil and Nick? Back together? Any Neil Finn album is a cause for celebration, but this reunion, even without Paul Hester in the drum seat, is something I’d never thought I’d hear. And they’re going to tour? Please proceed to rock the hell on!

I know one can’t live in the past, and it’s unwise to try to inject one’s kids into one’s own childhood, but a world in which Star Wars and Crowded House and Doctor Who are back among the living sounds kinda like a neat world to me – not a bad place to grow up. If, out of that list, there’s even one thing that sticks around long enough for my kid and his old man to enjoy together, then I’ll consider us both lucky.

P.S. Dear Mr. Finn: please consider playing Tulsa or Little Rock. I promise, you don’t have to get any closer to Atlanta than that.… Read more

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Gadgetology

A perfectly lovely way to spend an evening

So…my #2 computer fries again. I only got it right before Christmas, but Orac II is already toast – or at least its hard drive is. I left it rendering a piece of animation for the PDF DVD project on Wednesday morning, came back and found that the whole system had shut down. As best I can tell, I will not be able to recover any of the material from that machine’s hard drive. This was the only machine I had which was willing to run Paint Shop Pro 8 (which mysteriously stopped working or allowing itself to be reinstalled at all on my main PC right before New Year), and it had a nice overhead of RAM that made it a great animation machine. The good news is that it can probably do these things again once I get a new hard drive in it. The bad news is that I’m kinda outta hard drives – I had actually been contemplating finding a 100gb drive to stick into this machine as drive E/G/B/D/F/etc.; now it looks like I’m in the market for a new hard drive, period. So this kinda critically slows down the PDF DVD and any other production work that might be in the pipeline. I don’t have a backup to put in its place – this thing was the backup/replacement.

It may or may not be a coincidence that the corner of the desk occupied by this machine was recently torn to bits by Oberon, who decided that he would stop at nothing to nab Burchuss from his perch on top of the hutch. But there isn’t much point in worrying about that. (It is funny though, after years of indifference from any number of housecats, that Burchuss now has a stalker.)

In the meantime, I’m just SOL.… Read more